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CER & HMCN.x
Wednesday, 8 September 2010
Quotes/Fines
Quotes e-book required! - will come in handy for fines sessions =) and this way we can't lose it
if we're doing fines too.... kerry - netball before training nic - for getting hit....agen! (and brusing like a peach) jelly - for having sand in her glove...? why would you do that? han - for slipping over as she passed to herself during the game (quality) claire and han - not knowing we had a game hsn - scoring han - for stealing gem's goal gem - shotgunning a 'star' on claire's formation sheet. claire - formation sheets laminated han - being banned from the laminater gem - not being on my wavelength claire - missing a bouncing ball completely (nice big swing) and have it just bounce off her shinpad in the opposite direction jelly - for not knowing the diamond formation (not matter how many times she protested she did know it) soph - going a whole match not swearing at the sideline or the coach claire - having the team faaaar too disciplined
Jess! look at your fine for Nic. Please don't tell me you can't spell AGAIN (or agen as you put it). Is it just some new cool way of text talk, you're only saving one character so it's not worth it really.
Laura- occupation: stripper Han - fat bastard Han - requiring assistance tobogganing Han - requiring more assistance to open a packet of Percy piglets Soph - man of the match Laura - scoring a VERY ugly goal Jess - strop in the d Kerry - having morning sickness Claire - having pretty skills
Laura - stealing toilet roll Jelly - for being able to cheat and cheat well Soph - for asking who we were playing against, 2mins before we left the changing room Jelly - for dribbling through the centre of the d and giving claire a heart attack Jess - scoring Jelly - missing training...dear me Kerry - for keeping quiet so that she doesn't get fined Lu - for not touching the ball on saturday Charlotte - for refusing to play on her strong side...not matter how many times and how many different people shout 'GET STRONG' to her Kerry - for shooting from the half way line and nearly lobbing the keeper Gem and Soph- for having whiplash from vigorous dancing on saturday Gem - for wearing her chips and gravy and jaegerbomb sat night (i know its not explicitly 1s hockey, but it needs fining)
Claire - happy balls Han - wet dog (and no it's not getting an explanation!) Nic - having ladder issues and proper like freestylin' Claire - for leaving the new keeper with Lu
Kerry - hip wiggling Kerry - for the fall on the floor Laura - at half time in the Harborne game - L: What's the score? (reply: 0 - 0) L: Oh I lost track
Charlotte - scum tracksuit bottoms Charlotte - netball tracksuits bottoms Sally - uni skirt Sally - not having ANY edg kit whatsoever Sally - 'Leicester look like cheatahs or something' Me: 'you mean tigers...the leciester tigers'. Claire - falling backwards and giggling to herself Claire - 'filling in hannah and nics holes' Meg - scoring Kerry - bringing a supporter Jodie - bringing supporters (fine for every one) Kerry and Jelly - man of the match Laura - automatic cake eating Laura - 'have your parents come to see the pope?' Jelly - Ooo-Arrr... Jelly - bringing a phone charger to the game and charging her phone during teas Jelly - not having any electricity at home Kerry - hit on the nipple Sally - sportex netball Sophie - great cakes (be proud of that fine)
Can we fine Gem for talking on the toilet about how she was going to score a goal and the Leicester player then asking gem if she was the goal scorer when she came out of the toilet
Meg - arguing with the umps and the opposition Claire - not realising until the end of the warm up that she was in white kit!! Jess - late! Jess - wrong kit Claire - evil cackle
Add to that Gem - wrong socks Nic - for when Kerry asked where are bournville meaning league position nic pointing to bournville warming up and saying over there Jess - forgetting astros and having to drive back home in socks Claire - for her argument with the 12 year old umpire
Meg - body checking a player Gem - for making the comment about that player 'did anyone else think that she was ACTUALLY injured' and everyone else just looking at her and going '...no'. Kerry - flattening me on the back-line =( hehe Nic - for always having the shitty bib Nic - for flinging her bib (cape) around indignantly at the attack
Kerry - wearing her jacket inside out because it had University of Birmingham on the back. Good move, but its still a fine. Laura - 'we're not doing that are we?' pointing at the men playing shirts vs skins. Han - for her ninja sound effects at training. most inspiring. Gem - 'here it is' (looking towards claire and maggie walking to the pitch) ....'im not sure whether i meant claire or maggie...' Nic - late to meet because of scarecrow weekend...did they know you dressed up as dorothy at the xmas social...? Jelly - posing as Sonya in neighbours. Lisa - no edge colours whatsoever. Han - hole in her black socks and a hole in her white shirt....time for some new kit maybe?? Claire - having edge letter-headed paper Soph - having coffee during team talk...caffine drugging it up before the game. Kerry - not making cakes!!!! (MASSIVE fine) Kerry - for saying her cakes were plain flavour because she didnt know what they were (chocolate and toffee). Sally - wanting to be Cheryl Cole Han - leaving league team sheet at the New Inn Jelly - spreadsheet geekiness Han - swearing at us all on the pitch Han - 'if we're any calmer we'll be asleep!' Jelly and Jess - both being at the top of the oppositions 'D' when Olton suddenly broke away. (i remember looking over at jelly and doing a double take...whoops!) Jelly - being kissed by Tony Jelly - having no friends in the New Inn Laura - not knowing whether you wear anything under a westsuit.
Claire - men and their balls Claire - using her 'assets' when attacking Sally - for just being on FIRE! wahoooo Claire - 'where the peck is the other forward?' (when referring to them not being in the D) Kerry - for her surfin moves
Kerry - 'Levonelle' morning after pill (morning sickness against kettering!) Laura - Rimmel waterproof mascara Laura - Andrex (stole a roll of toilet paper from changing rooms rather than buying it) Han - Schizo medication? Soph - Nescafe Han - karate kid
Han - scoring another 2 goals Charlotte - scoring Gem - scoring Han - getting locked out of her house Nic - not being able to put on her bib because of her terminator glove. Kerry - shimmying with her whistle Jelly and Han - missing the fitness test!!
Kerry - flip flops and socks Claire - feeding Maggie her gumshield Lu - Teaching oppo keeper how to save flicks Pinny - stole a surf board from side of the motorway Meg and Kerry - cards (who got green carded?!) Han - air shot at end of game Sal - cheese soup Pinny - when asked how far we were from the hostel she measured it on the map then held up her hand indicating 2cm and said 'about this far'. Lu - bear in field Lu - Muslims (?? no idea but it's in my phone) Claire - Gina G on Ipod Soph - getting too excited about Gina G Pinny - 'executive decision' Lu - dark path of death Sal - Mature cheesecake Lu - exploding jellyfish Sal - Princess Di Lu - wasp in helmet Soph - Periods, vomit, diarrhoea Pin - making the spanish guy smash his glass Pin - "think of the magic" (don't remember this...but it's in my phone so it's going on the list!) Sal - forcing poor old man with walking stick to get the ball Jess and Claire- for being so happy and lively in the morning =P Kerry, Jayne, Sal, Laura - Princess room Sal - 'is that the only way to get to their houses?!' in reference to the 'zipwire' across the river Sal - I don't speak french so I'll let the funky music do the talking... Pinny - so excited about the flooding Jelly - trying too hard (and failing) to make the perfect egg for coach Jess - missing the epic spag bol
Gem - for needing a head start getting to notts Laura - for ringing kerry to say 'don't leave without me' a she was going to be...2mins late for the meet time. Gem - for wearing a vest top and scarf...confusing. Nic - for leaving a small bag of doggy poo by her car. Gem - merging unsuccessfully into the next lane driving to notts. Claire - for thinking she had lost her shirt, only to discover that she was wearing it. Meg - stopping pinny's shot on the line...with her foot. Laura - for generally not being able to stand up during the game. Lu, Claire and Jelly - for getting lost getting to teas and not making it before half of us had already left. Kerry - for eating a whole piece of cake in one Kerry - for 'not being able to breathe but at least there was no mess' (eating the cake in one)
Sally - for driving on the hard shoulder on the way to north notts and not realising. Coach - for basing her training session on us playing wellingborough (in 3 weeks time). Well it is good to be prepared somewhat in advance i guess...
Sally - doughnuts claire - for assuming she'd been yellow carded and dismissing herself from the pitch Charlotte - trying to sneak a guy out of lou's house this morning Charlotte - had no idea what the guys name was! Jess - for physically forcing coach onto the dance floor and carrying her into the taxi! Pinny and Sally - for winning the dance off with ease Sal - for 'getting the crab out' Sal - 'it's people like you who ruin these competitions!'
Pinny - for being as good at handball as she is at hockey Pinny - for spending 10 mins reading through all the rules and then saying 'oh, it's handball! if I'd know that I wouldn't have needed to read the rules' Jelly - missed handball Sal - for launching the ball at Lu's head from point-blank range Lu - you owe me a pitcher =) (I know that's not a fine but I'm just putting it up as a reminder hehe) Sal - for dancing around with the ball whilst doing a demo Claire - for using cheryl for the demo
Jess - training attire Jess - for going home with a fluorescent yellow bib (despite already looking rather special) Kerry - fish friends Jelly - gonna make maggie have babies
Gem - for not owning a sieve, sifting the flour for 40 mins and the cake still being "heavy" Gem - for saying "ay up" Nic - for putting black socks on Meg - for telling Sally to "fight fight fight" (I almost felt Meg was going to break out into song) Lu - for losing me and Jess even though she told use to follow her - we still got there before Lu though Lu - for serenading Pinny in Spanish
Can you remember to fine CER for not knowing her left and right and suggesting a new netball formation!
ReplyDeleteWhat was it Nic said...
ReplyDelete"One touch to control, shoot at goal" ?!
not a quote, but Claire has got to be fined for giving away a short (near the 25yd line!) after being on the pitch for approx 45seconds...
ReplyDeleteif we're doing fines too....
ReplyDeletekerry - netball before training
nic - for getting hit....agen! (and brusing like a peach)
jelly - for having sand in her glove...? why would you do that?
han - for slipping over as she passed to herself during the game (quality)
claire and han - not knowing we had a game
hsn - scoring
han - for stealing gem's goal
gem - shotgunning a 'star' on claire's formation sheet.
claire - formation sheets laminated
han - being banned from the laminater
gem - not being on my wavelength
claire - missing a bouncing ball completely (nice big swing) and have it just bounce off her shinpad in the opposite direction
jelly - for not knowing the diamond formation (not matter how many times she protested she did know it)
soph - going a whole match not swearing at the sideline or the coach
claire - having the team faaaar too disciplined
more to come....
Jess! look at your fine for Nic. Please don't tell me you can't spell AGAIN (or agen as you put it). Is it just some new cool way of text talk, you're only saving one character so it's not worth it really.
ReplyDeleteJess- for the inability to spell!
ooops,too much texting!
ReplyDeleteI apologise soph! ....awsome game btw, u kicked ass! :-)
Laura- occupation: stripper
ReplyDeleteHan - fat bastard
Han - requiring assistance tobogganing
Han - requiring more assistance to open a packet of Percy piglets
Soph - man of the match
Laura - scoring a VERY ugly goal
Jess - strop in the d
Kerry - having morning sickness
Claire - having pretty skills
Laura-really worried that her mascara would run when it started raining before the Kettering game!!
ReplyDeleteGem - her boy racer car!
ReplyDeleteLaura - stealing toilet roll
ReplyDeleteJelly - for being able to cheat and cheat well
Soph - for asking who we were playing against, 2mins before we left the changing room
Jelly - for dribbling through the centre of the d and giving claire a heart attack
Jess - scoring
Jelly - missing training...dear me
Kerry - for keeping quiet so that she doesn't get fined
Lu - for not touching the ball on saturday
Charlotte - for refusing to play on her strong side...not matter how many times and how many different people shout 'GET STRONG' to her
Kerry - for shooting from the half way line and nearly lobbing the keeper
Gem and Soph- for having whiplash from vigorous dancing on saturday
Gem - for wearing her chips and gravy and jaegerbomb sat night (i know its not explicitly 1s hockey, but it needs fining)
Claire - happy balls
ReplyDeleteHan - wet dog (and no it's not getting an explanation!)
Nic - having ladder issues and proper like freestylin'
Claire - for leaving the new keeper with Lu
im too tired to think right now...
Kerry - hip wiggling
ReplyDeleteKerry - for the fall on the floor
Laura - at half time in the Harborne game - L: What's the score? (reply: 0 - 0) L: Oh I lost track
I no longer have a boy racer car so can the fine be withdrawn? =)
ReplyDeleteno it cannot! haha. good try gem.
ReplyDeleteCharlotte - scum tracksuit bottoms
ReplyDeleteCharlotte - netball tracksuits bottoms
Sally - uni skirt
Sally - not having ANY edg kit whatsoever
Sally - 'Leicester look like cheatahs or something' Me: 'you mean tigers...the leciester tigers'.
Claire - falling backwards and giggling to herself
Claire - 'filling in hannah and nics holes'
Meg - scoring
Kerry - bringing a supporter
Jodie - bringing supporters (fine for every one)
Kerry and Jelly - man of the match
Laura - automatic cake eating
Laura - 'have your parents come to see the pope?'
Jelly - Ooo-Arrr...
Jelly - bringing a phone charger to the game and charging her phone during teas
Jelly - not having any electricity at home
Kerry - hit on the nipple
Sally - sportex netball
Sophie - great cakes (be proud of that fine)
Can we fine Gem for talking on the toilet about how she was going to score a goal and the Leicester player then asking gem if she was the goal scorer when she came out of the toilet
ReplyDeletei know im going to have some coming my way, but thought id get there first!
ReplyDeleteKerry - MASSIVE burp
Kerry - 'nappy'
Jelly - sitting on the floor and throwing a tantrum
Meg - arguing with the umps and the opposition
ReplyDeleteClaire - not realising until the end of the warm up that she was in white kit!!
Jess - late!
Jess - wrong kit
Claire - evil cackle
Add to that
ReplyDeleteGem - wrong socks
Nic - for when Kerry asked where are bournville meaning league position nic pointing to bournville warming up and saying over there
Jess - forgetting astros and having to drive back home in socks
Claire - for her argument with the 12 year old umpire
Meg - body checking a player
ReplyDeleteGem - for making the comment about that player 'did anyone else think that she was ACTUALLY injured' and everyone else just looking at her and going '...no'.
Kerry - flattening me on the back-line =( hehe
Nic - for always having the shitty bib
Nic - for flinging her bib (cape) around indignantly at the attack
Kerry - wearing her jacket inside out because it had University of Birmingham on the back. Good move, but its still a fine.
ReplyDeleteLaura - 'we're not doing that are we?' pointing at the men playing shirts vs skins.
Han - for her ninja sound effects at training. most inspiring.
Gem - 'here it is' (looking towards claire and maggie walking to the pitch) ....'im not sure whether i meant claire or maggie...'
Nic - late to meet because of scarecrow weekend...did they know you dressed up as dorothy at the xmas social...?
Jelly - posing as Sonya in neighbours.
Lisa - no edge colours whatsoever.
Han - hole in her black socks and a hole in her white shirt....time for some new kit maybe??
Claire - having edge letter-headed paper
Soph - having coffee during team talk...caffine drugging it up before the game.
Kerry - not making cakes!!!! (MASSIVE fine)
Kerry - for saying her cakes were plain flavour because she didnt know what they were (chocolate and toffee).
Sally - wanting to be Cheryl Cole
Han - leaving league team sheet at the New Inn
Jelly - spreadsheet geekiness
Han - swearing at us all on the pitch
Han - 'if we're any calmer we'll be asleep!'
Jelly and Jess - both being at the top of the oppositions 'D' when Olton suddenly broke away. (i remember looking over at jelly and doing a double take...whoops!)
Jelly - being kissed by Tony
Jelly - having no friends in the New Inn
Laura - not knowing whether you wear anything under a westsuit.
Soph - for her wrestling move on the line
ReplyDeleteHan - scoring 2 goals...from open play as well!!
ReplyDeleteClaire - men and their balls
ReplyDeleteClaire - using her 'assets' when attacking
Sally - for just being on FIRE! wahoooo
Claire - 'where the peck is the other forward?' (when referring to them not being in the D)
Kerry - for her surfin moves
Han - moonwalk during shooting drill
ReplyDeleteHan - schizo! (the Han at training tonight definitely wasn't the Han that swore at us on sat!)
claire - getting soaked before training cos she 'didn't see it coming'...the 30 foot water jets do hide themselves well...
ReplyDeleteKerry - 'Levonelle' morning after pill (morning sickness against kettering!)
ReplyDeleteLaura - Rimmel waterproof mascara
Laura - Andrex (stole a roll of toilet paper from changing rooms rather than buying it)
Han - Schizo medication?
Soph - Nescafe
Han - karate kid
Kerry - 1st blog comment 01/10/2010!!
ReplyDeleteClaire - for her poor attempt at playing indoor on thursday night.
ReplyDeleteHan - scoring another 2 goals
ReplyDeleteCharlotte - scoring
Gem - scoring
Han - getting locked out of her house
Nic - not being able to put on her bib because of her terminator glove.
Kerry - shimmying with her whistle
Jelly and Han - missing the fitness test!!
Soph....I can't remember that fine!!
my god this list is getting seriously long!!!
ReplyDeleteright, fines from last weekend...
Kerry - flip flops and socks
Claire - feeding Maggie her gumshield
Lu - Teaching oppo keeper how to save flicks
Pinny - stole a surf board from side of the motorway
Meg and Kerry - cards (who got green carded?!)
Han - air shot at end of game
Sal - cheese soup
Pinny - when asked how far we were from the hostel she measured it on the map then held up her hand indicating 2cm and said 'about this far'.
Lu - bear in field
Lu - Muslims (?? no idea but it's in my phone)
Claire - Gina G on Ipod
Soph - getting too excited about Gina G
Pinny - 'executive decision'
Lu - dark path of death
Sal - Mature cheesecake
Lu - exploding jellyfish
Sal - Princess Di
Lu - wasp in helmet
Soph - Periods, vomit, diarrhoea
Pin - making the spanish guy smash his glass
Pin - "think of the magic" (don't remember this...but it's in my phone so it's going on the list!)
Sal - forcing poor old man with walking stick to get the ball
Jess and Claire- for being so happy and lively in the morning =P
Kerry, Jayne, Sal, Laura - Princess room
Sal - 'is that the only way to get to their houses?!' in reference to the 'zipwire' across the river
Sal - I don't speak french so I'll let the funky music do the talking...
Pinny - so excited about the flooding
Jelly - trying too hard (and failing) to make the perfect egg for coach
Jess - missing the epic spag bol
Oh and Jess for fining soph but not knowing what for!
ReplyDeleteclaire - OCD! obssessive cleaning in the (sewage) water at the beach
ReplyDeleteJelly and Lu - crap at 'horse'
Gem - for needing a head start getting to notts
ReplyDeleteLaura - for ringing kerry to say 'don't leave without me' a she was going to be...2mins late for the meet time.
Gem - for wearing a vest top and scarf...confusing.
Nic - for leaving a small bag of doggy poo by her car.
Gem - merging unsuccessfully into the next lane driving to notts.
Claire - for thinking she had lost her shirt, only to discover that she was wearing it.
Meg - stopping pinny's shot on the line...with her foot.
Laura - for generally not being able to stand up during the game.
Lu, Claire and Jelly - for getting lost getting to teas and not making it before half of us had already left.
Kerry - for eating a whole piece of cake in one
Kerry - for 'not being able to breathe but at least there was no mess' (eating the cake in one)
Sally - for driving on the hard shoulder on the way to north notts and not realising.
ReplyDeleteCoach - for basing her training session on us playing wellingborough (in 3 weeks time). Well it is good to be prepared somewhat in advance i guess...
claire - speaking a foreign language for the whole session
ReplyDeletecharlotte - late for fitness
Sally - doughnuts
ReplyDeleteclaire - for assuming she'd been yellow carded and dismissing herself from the pitch
Charlotte - trying to sneak a guy out of lou's house this morning
Charlotte - had no idea what the guys name was!
Jess - for physically forcing coach onto the dance floor and carrying her into the taxi!
Pinny and Sally - for winning the dance off with ease
Sal - for 'getting the crab out'
Sal - 'it's people like you who ruin these competitions!'
In my defence I wasn't sneaking him out and I knew him by the name everyone else was calling him, just didn't know his actual name
ReplyDeletePinny - for being as good at handball as she is at hockey
ReplyDeletePinny - for spending 10 mins reading through all the rules and then saying 'oh, it's handball! if I'd know that I wouldn't have needed to read the rules'
Jelly - missed handball
Sal - for launching the ball at Lu's head from point-blank range
Lu - you owe me a pitcher =) (I know that's not a fine but I'm just putting it up as a reminder hehe)
Sal - for dancing around with the ball whilst doing a demo
Claire - for using cheryl for the demo
Jess - training attire
ReplyDeleteJess - for going home with a fluorescent yellow bib (despite already looking rather special)
Kerry - fish friends
Jelly - gonna make maggie have babies
Jelly - for claiming ownership of the team
ReplyDeleteGem - for not owning a sieve, sifting the flour for 40 mins and the cake still being "heavy"
ReplyDeleteGem - for saying "ay up"
Nic - for putting black socks on
Meg - for telling Sally to "fight fight fight" (I almost felt Meg was going to break out into song)
Lu - for losing me and Jess even though she told use to follow her - we still got there before Lu though
Lu - for serenading Pinny in Spanish